I was sent to touch screen number one and was finished four minutes later. When my score and time came up on the screen directly below my first test (where I failed after only nine questions), the attendant looked over at me, surprise evident on her face. "Way to go, you," was all she could say.
So, I have Alaskan friends, an Alaskan church, an Alaskan job, Alaskan plates, and an Alaskan licence ... I guess that I'm just waiting on an Alaskan home.