I've been waiting for weeks to write a full account of the various trials and tribulations that I had to overcome to reach this momentous event. Yet, now that the conclusion is finally reached, I have no desire to relive the events that led up to it through their transcription. Nor do I think that those who read this would really want a full play-by-play.
Instead, I want to focus on one feature that our new Whirlpool fridge has that our spacious LG did not: an automatic water dispenser. No longer do I have to press my glass against the back pad to fill it with cold, filtered water. Instead, I can set the glass on the tray, push a button to select the amount of water I want (with the default set to 8 ounces/1 cup), and let the refrigerator pour out a near perfect measurement. The revelation was enough to make Rowen claim, "This is now my new favorite refrigerator."
Mine too, Rowen. Mine too.