In short, we were both terrible, but I was somehow significantly worse. We played a game of around-the-world, and Rowen beat me soundly by four shots. It was the side shots that caught me in particular as I apparently have no depth perception and either severely overshot or horribly undershot time and time again. I was doing so poorly that Rowen started applauding every time I managed to make a basket. What's worse is that he wasn't doing it ironically or sarcastically; he was legitimately pleased each time I finally scored.
Still, the two of us had fun, and I don't feel nearly as bad (in fact, I almost feel a sense of retribution) about putting the hoop away for the winter.